I Want to Be a Political Commentator

Looking round at the many jobs that I may be qualified to do, I happened upon a brilliant TV performance on Sunday night.

The egregious Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa receives a hefty fee for appearing weekly to make comments so obvious I would be embarrassed to present them. This week, why José Sócrates had to go to Berlin to explain the Portuguese economic situation. "Because Germany is the dominant economic power in Europe"! Brilliant! Where would we be without Marcelo?

If anyone needs another boffin to take a fee for no added value, I'm available...