I have NOT got H1N1!

Actually, I knew that before I went to the health centre on Wednesday afternoon. I called beforehand to book an appointment with my family doctor, preferably for the same day, as I was coughing up blood! The telephonist suggested I should go to the flu section, for faster treatment.

I was attended to fairly quickly and patiently explained that I had received the annual flu, pneumonia and H1N1 vaccines, but thought that the blood should be seen to. The duty doctor appeared to agree and wrote me a reference letter for a chest x-ray at the hospital.

The hospital was also well organised, but couldn't give me an x-ray without me seeing the duty doctor first. It appears one professional opinion is not enough! So I was taken to the H1N1 quarantine area - one doctor, three patients in front of me. More than an hour later, it was my turn. Finally, a doctor who listens and even asks if there's nothing more he should know. Unfortunately, his initial diagnosis on the admission form was "H1N1".

So we ran the tests - unfortunately they take 2 hours! Nasal swab, throat swab, blood sample. During the 2 hour wait, they even took me to x-ray.

The 2 hours were up. Where's the doctor? "Oh, he also has to do general emergency, and it's rather busy", I was told. When he finally returned, he confirmed that I have not got H1N1, that the blood is not coming from my lungs and prescribed me some antibiotics, as well as giving me some preventive hints for someone of my age - off to the cardiologist for me then! Great doctor!

I reached the health centre at 2 p.m., got home at 10. So much for the fast track!