Paulo Portas' Party

So PP has once again taken the reins of his party. When he wants time off to freelance on TV, he steps down. Some poor misguided fool will always come forward and imagine that the party can be run without PP. Then, when PP wants to get back into the saddle, he invents an excuse for leadership elections and gets re-elected. They should really add a letter to the name: PPP - Paulo Portas' Party (or Partido Pouco Popular).

The governing party must surely thank him too, for diverting media attention from other matters for a few weeks.

Who wouldn't like to have a job like that!