Friday, March 28, 2008

CD of the month (9)


Another iconic 80's album to show my age, Avalon by Roxy Music is classic pop with a soulful edge that many others tried to imitate.

While Brian Ferry's posing makes me cringe, his music is simply sublime, so here's the title track as my mp3 of the month...

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Blackberry Obsessives

To have staff who are contactable 24/7, to give your company the cutting edge - any top manager's dream. Can't see it myself.

  • With my phone (from Palm) I can pick up my email whenever I want, just like a Blackberry. If there's anything urgent coming up, I can set it to check my mail every 3 minutes. What's the difference between that and "push-mail"? Even if I push mail to my staff, I run the risk of them being too busy to deal with my latest missive. Getting up and wandering over to see what they are doing is far more effective.
  • All Blackberry owners that I have know are far more stressed than they really need to be - that's not good for business.
  • Blackberry keeps all your mail on its servers. Do you trust them and their government not to pry? No surprise that the French government has banned its staff from using the service.
  • How secure is your Blackberry if you accidentally leave in on a train or restaurant table? Your mobile device must just be a backup for your fixed system. Once you've read the mail, delete it.
The FT sent me a free copy of Who Moved My Blackberry - gave me the willies. Not for me, thank you very much, and I'm much more prudent than the twit in the story...

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Birth Rate Incentives

The Jornal de Negócios today stated that the Government has announced that single-parent families will get 20% more family allowance, as an incentive to increase the birth rate.

I was somewhat puzzled by this. Are they implying that women will have more children and then split up with the father in order to get more cash from the State? Doesn't that bring social problems that will weigh on the State budget? Or are they proposing Michael Jackson type surrogate mother arrangements to encourage single fathers?

Somebody's done their sums wrong, it would appear...

Monday, March 10, 2008

Subsidies for Fools

Even though the new Lisbon airport will now be built in Alcochete, the "Otários" (fools) are still fighting their corner. Last week they came up with the idea that the Ota region must now be considered disadvantaged and thus requires government investment to make up for the airport not being built there! Logically, this investment should be added to the cost of building the airport in Alcochete. Will that still be a better solution in this case?

Not surprisingly, the Government agreed to consider this request. Don't forget who are the major landowners in Ota, who would be expected to show their gratitude for receipt of such investment. And the poor little property speculators, taxi license sharks and City Council employees who stand to lose from not having an airport on their doorstep.

So let's subsidise them all. It's clearly an important area, more so than the deserted regions of the interior, for example. Or maybe the Government could take another difficult budgetary decision, and not throw public funds to speculators and sycophants.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Artistic Licence or Bad English

As one of the pedants who greatly enjoyed Eats, Shoots and Leaves, the ultimate English grammar book, I am often distressed by incorrect use of English in song lyrics, in particular when the correct words would have fitted perfectly well with the music and the rhyme.

Of course, even Queen abused the language when they felt like it, but the other day I came across a great, easy-listening song where virtually every line is incorrect. The song is "If I Was a River" by Tina Arena; its very title makes me cringe!

Let's see: a phrase expressing doubt requires the conditional tense, as far as I remember. So it should be "If I Were a River". How would that leave the song? Sounds OK to me. I tried it out on my 9 year-old son, translating it into Portuguese: "Se eu fui um rio". He corrected me immediately: "Se eu fosse"! So what is it with these people? I guess the options are:

  1. English is not the songwriter or performer's first language;
  2. The phrase is correct under "American English" grammar rules ("anything goes!")
  3. Nobody gives a damn, as long as it sells!
So. Rant over. I'll just retreat to my Financial Times and G&T!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Flying Off in the Wrong Direction

Richard Branson's stunt of flying a Boeing 747 from London to Amsterdam using 20% bioethanol seems to me to be heading in the wrong direction. For a start, why take such a huge, heavy, gas-guzzling plane on such a short hop? Unless of course it was fully laden.

Then there is the collateral effect of large scale bioethanol production - grain prices have gone through the roof. So the (roughly) 100% of the world's population that needs to eat, is being screwed by the eco-friendly posturing of the 2% (my guess) of the population that "needs" to fly. If flight were to be made significantly more expensive, its carbon footprint would be reduced by having fewer planes in the air.

Given that the fliers are generally well off people, shouldn't we be thinking of a fuel surcharge whereby they subsidise the people that the World Food Program doesn't have funds to feed, increasingly the middle classes in developing countries, due to the huge rises in basic food prices? Along the same lines of reasoning, we could extend that charge to the hedge funds and commodity traders that are reaping huge profits buying stakes in foodstuffs when they have no intention of taking delivery. I'm not usually in favour of intervention in markets, but something needs to be done.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Office Annoyances

I've been meaning to do this one for ages, but today I was more annoyed than usual:

  • Colleagues who use the last of the water, but don't change the bottle on the cooler.
  • Colleagues who take stationery items that they don't need, never use, and know someone else ordered specially, just because the items are interesting.
  • Colleagues who join us for lunch and insist on individual bills when it saves them money, but never when they have eaten or drunk more than the others.
  • Staff who go for a cigarette break within 10 minutes after clocking in or before clocking out.
  • Staff who are always present when their boss is around, and never present when the boss is out.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. I could go on for ever, but it wouldn't be very original.

Monday, February 18, 2008

CD of the Month (8)


The Corrs are one of my great favourites, despite being relatively recent. I saw them at the Pavilhão Atlântico last year, with my older son - a great concert!

Their Unplugged album shows them at their best as spontaneous, talented musicians, though with a huge backing orchestra, and reveals cover versions of some unexpected tracks, such as Everybody Hurts.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Recycle This!

This should be the title to an Al Gore type educational movie, starring Billy Crystal as the conservationist and perhaps Michael Caine as the big bad polluter. Actually it's only the heading for my own personal attempt to encourage readers to recycle.

In Portugal, recycling is optional and not easy unless you live in a built-up area. We have recycled glass for years, because we don't use much, it's easy to store, doesn't smell and is 100% permanent, no decomposition at all over time. But it wasn't until we found the right size of boxes at Ikea that we finally got round to recycling paper and packaging.

It's been quite a surprise. Our "general rubbish" volume has fallen 70%! We now have to take the recycling bags with us when we go out, as the nearest recycling point is at driving distance, and the volume going to the landfill is almost none. But that's no big deal. So if you don't recycle yet, WHY THE HELL NOT!!!

(Nothing worse than a born-again recycler, eh... )

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Diary Entry

Today was Dad's 66th birthday - congratulations.

Younger son learned to ride a bicycle - that's important for a young un!

Nothing earth-shattering to write about, good night...